Hey Breads! Have you always wanted to glow from the inside out? Want to be a stable presence for the cold butter types to just melt away their hardness? Want to be a comfort to the suffering, and a joy to the kids? Tired of being squished and stuck with other breads who are just like you? Want to live mold free, flappy free and be radically transformed to bring more beauty into this world?
You do not have to be a skinny piece of white bread to get toasted. Rye, whole wheat, or half wheat, brown, black or even you French Guys can toast. Thick Bagels can toast. And you breads that are nutty or fruity or a bit stale, frigid or half-baked can get toasted. You too waffle types who are worried about getting too crunchy can get toasted. Have no fear! This is not the microwave! Thes elegant, concise set of alignment principles called the “Universal Principles of Alignment™ will change your life. You’ll even smell better.
Open to Grace: Let go of any cloaked plastic wrapping or other such covering that may have limited you.
Mindfully place your slicey self into the bread slot of the toaster. Breathe into the innate beauty of your authentic grains. Soften your crust. Plug into something bigger than yourself (outlet) Trust that someone bigger than you will push down the toaster plunger. (teacher)
Muscular Energy: Hug From the Outside in. Toast evenly on all sides like a loving embrace. Snuggle into your heart this chemical change at a cellular level. You will feel caramelized, and integrated.
Inner Spiral: Heat and expand out on all sides evenly. Allow electricity to flow through at 100 percent. Receive the flow of the heat.
Outer Spiral: Hug the bottom edges of your crust together and scoop the Heat deep into your core until you actually pop up. Feel the transformation. You want to spring out, but still be plugged in energetically to the power source.
(You do not want to scoop the heat before you expand or you will carbonize and burn.)
Organic Energy: Shine out your sweet authentic slice with butter, or jam, cinnamon or honey all the way to your edges! Make an offering of the highest delight! You are now more refined, more magical, deeper even. Celebrate the Rapture! You have been radically transformed!
Here’s to your Awakening!